Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
Jenna Birch’s new book sat on my desk for months before I could bear to open it.
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?
A Good Boyfriend : Knows you, trusts you, loves you, respects you, honors you, supports you, wants you, and appreciates you.
Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
I didn’t want to open the book because it felt too close to home. Because in it I found empathy for the women who hear these things and the men who say them.
Do you know how to tell if your boyfriend is geting fat? My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that looks like him for dinner. Q: How can you tell when your boyfriend is well hung? Q: Why does your boyfriend have a hole in their penis? Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Birch and I spoke about her book last week; the following interview has been edited for clarity and length.
Lisa Bonos: How did you decide that this was the question you wanted to interrogate?